What Makes the Perfect Log of Shit?

What Makes the Perfect Log of Shit?

January 31, 2017
Andy Sixx's shit is the most delicious, warm, creamy, steamy log roll in existence, there is no debate about that; however, us at the Black Veil Brides Army wondered why his log of shit is so delectable. Out of our own curiosity, we sat down with Andy Sixx and asked him what he does to make his shit so desirable.

"Well I start my days off with Chipotle. Luckily for me, I have a Chipotle down the street from where I live, but when I go on tour, I settle for Taco Bell," began Sixx with his sexiness stirring up my hormones inside of me (we might have to cut this interview short). "From there, I add whatever. I try to stick with Curry but sometimes that's just not an option because not everybody likes Indian food. I also try to include some salsa made from ghost peppers, then I top it all off with some clams, scallops, broccoli, baked beans and chocolate milk. Then I wait. Today in particular I had corn so my shit is extra chunky today."

After changing my underwear because it was covered in precum from that vivid explanation and the single reference to corn, I then got onto the hard stuff... literally: supplements. When I asked if he takes anything to aid the pushing of his shit, he replied:

"Only for my smoker fans. If it's a normal fan that wants to suck my asshole, I'm fine to push it into their mouths but if they smoke, for their sake, I mix 3 fiber one chewey bars and some miralax in a blender then chug the whole thing so that the shit is a little more soft and easier for me to push out of my ass and into one of my fan's mouth."

And I wish I could tell you that the interview went on from there but unfortunately I can't because the second Andy said the world 'miralax' I was on my knees and pressing my lips against his asshole and sucking harder than I've ever sucked before. As his warm log slid down my throat, the chunks of corn massaged my throat at individual pressure points resulting in a maximum output of pleasure, lust, desire and sensation. Great work, Andy.

 - David Hernandez,
BVB Army

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