43 Killed in BOTDF Air Strikes on BVB Army Arsenal in Michigan
43 Killed in BOTDF Air Strikes on BVB Army Arsenal in Michigan
February 8, 2017
A
day after formally declaring war against the BVB Army, the Blood on the
Dance Floor Air Force destroyed one of the BVB Army's Arsenals in
Michigan in a coordinated air strike earlier today that killed 43
people.
"This is not about Andy Sixx's log, unlike what you beleive. This is a far more complicated issue," deputy Commander of the BOTDF Air Force, Airmarshal Jayy Von Monroe said in a press release statement after the airstrike. "We
do not enjoy doing it, but it is what must happen in order for the BVB
Army to understand their place in the rock n roll industry. We will not
submit to them any longer."
When asked for a comment on the airstrike, General Jynxx replied:
"We
are saddened by the loss that the BVB Army has experienced at the hands
of scoundrels like those in the BOTDF Air Force. I promise, their
deaths will not go in vain. We will fight on the beaches, we shall fight
on the mountains... we will never surrender. We shall achieve victory
and Andy Sixx's Warm Log shall be our beacon for guidance in our pursuit
of triumph over the BOTDF scum!"
When our news team asked about what the BVB Army will do to retaliate, General Jynxx had no comment.
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