6 Dead, 11 Wounded as Argument Over Consistency of Andy's Log of Shit Turns Deadly

6 Dead, 11 Wounded as Argument Over Consistency of Andy's Log of Shit Turns Deadly

February 3, 2017

After a heated argument over Andy Sixx's warm log escalated, the outcome was 17 California teens were shot in the early morning hours of Friday, 6 mortally reports the BVB Army.

Two hours after the shooting, General Jynxx identified the shooter as 12 year old Meghan O'Connell of Palo Alto who had been a soldier in the BVB Army for less than a year.

"While it is still unclear to us why the shooter, Meghan O'Connell, would commit such a haneous act, witnesses claim O'Connell got into a fight with one of her victims over the consistency of our great leader's warm log before finally drawing out a pistol and shooting 18 people at a local Dennys," Jynxx said in a press release.

At least 4 of the deceased were soldiers in the BVB Army and we will keep our fans updated as much as we can.

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