PEACE! Ceasefire Reached. War Over.
PEACE! Ceasefire Reached. War Over.
February 20, 2017
The
gruesome war between the Black Veil Brides Army and the Blood on the
Dance Floor Air Force is finally over after Andy Sixx met with
two representatives of the BOTDF AF and one from the Nirvana Navy to
sign the ceasefire agreement under pressure from US President Donald
Trump to end the fighting.
Upon
signing the peace treaty documents, Andy proceeded to take a bite out
of the papers as a sign of reluctant obedience and disrespect towards
the BOTDF AF for provoking the BVB Army into war in the first place.
General Sixx later said with a mouth full of paper:
"It
gladdens me to know that BOTDF was put in their place by a higher
power. President Trump was angry at them from the beginning but was
under a lot of political pressure to include us in his rants. I strongly
forgive him and hope that the BOTDF AF knows not to mess with us again.
BVB Army forever! Heil Satan!"
With
fighting now over, the Black Veil Brides Army can go back to a life
focused solely on sucking the shit out of their commander's asshole.
Although over, the BVB Army has once again proved their might over the
infidels and brought them before the conferences of peace and surrender
to dictate a BVB Army victory.
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