Best Valentine's Day: Andy Sixx's Log of Shit
Best Valentine's Day: Andy Sixx's Log of Shit
February 14, 2017
Valentine's
Day is that one day we show someone else how much we really love them,
and what better way to show your love for someone than with someone
else's steaming roll of feces?
That's
right, in honor of Valentine's Day, Andy Sixx will be giving out not
one, not ten, but 100 logs of shit to fans as part of his annual
Valentine's Day shitlog raffle. The 100 logs of shit is a 200% increase
from last years logs that were raffled off to the luckiest of BVB Army
soldiers, only this time, instead of the proceeds going to starving
African children just begging for Andy Sixx's log roll to slide down
their throats, they will go to helping those wounded in the BVB Army's
war with the barbaric BOTDF Air Force that claimed more lives in BVB
Army history.
So what are you waiting for? Buy a raffle ticket today!
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