BVB Army Concert Heats up as Fan Questions the Holiness of Andy Sixx's Warm Log Roll
BVB Concert Heats up as Fan Questions the Holiness of Andy Sixx's Warm Log Roll
February 2, 2017
Andy Sixx tossing his semen at a fan for questioning the legitimacy of his warm log.
The
vibe of a Black Veil Brides concert was halted earlier today when a
disgruntled fan dared to question the legitimacy of Andy's sweet creamy
brown log. After hearing someone taunt:
"Bro, is your shit even that holy?"
In
response, Andy Sixx picked up a water bottle filled with semen that he
always keeps by his side whenever he performs with him in case he needs
to rub one out on stage, and hurled the semen at the fan who taunted him
with this remark. The semen was quickly licked up by fans in the front
rows of the show.
When asked why he lashed out on a who had merely asked a question, Andy said:
"My
team and I work extra hard to make sure that my shit is in the best of
conditions before being sucked out by fans lip-locking with my asshole.
For someone to question its legitimacy is just insulting."
The
show proceeded onwards throughout the evening and the disgruntled fan
was escorted out of the concert hall by security after fangirls would
not stop licking him so as to ensure every last atom of semen was in
their mouths.
Shortly after
the concert, Jynxx, a Gereral and spokesperson for the Black Veil Brides
Army, released the statement through the BVB Army saying:
"Although
we do feel sorry for the fan and do wish him well, we stand by our
decision to hurl our Commander's semen at him. The BVB Army has come too
far to watch our achievements and hard work to make Andy's warm log the
sacred relic that it is today. BVB Army forever! Heil Satan!"
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