Tampa Bay, FL Successfully Deflects BOTDF AF's night raid.

Tampa Bay, FL Successfully Deflects BOTDF AF's night raid.

February 16, 2017
The BVB Army managed to successfully deflect the air raid launched by the BOTDF Air Force last night, resulting in minimal casualties to the BVB Army: 3 dead and 4 wounded, the lowest casualty count the BVB Army has had in the entire campaign so far with 36 BOTDF Aircraft shot down by the antiaircraft projectiles that showered the sky last night.

"Perhaps this is a turning point," General Jynxx said in his first public appearance since the Valentine's Day bombing that left more than 350 dead. "Perhaps this is the first step to a distant victory."

Despite what the High Command may believe, war analysts at the BOTDF Air Force Center for Wartime Archive, Data and Statistics project the successful deflection as a fluke, typical for sore losers that are just jealous that we have the hottest, sexiest, emoest, gothiciest, hardcore, deathcoreist, metal rock band singer in the world.

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