BREAKING: BOTDF Air Force Declares War on the BVB Army

February 7, 2017

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Casey Leighton

As a result of built-up tensions between the BVB Army and the BOTDF Air Force, Airmarshal Dahvie Vanity declared war starting a second armed conflict for BOTDF since their clashes with Motionless in White and Asking Alexandria in 2011.

Although not an official reason, Airmarshal Vanity did cite BVB's recent alliance with the Nirvana Navy as a "contributing factor" to the BOTDF Air Force's decision to wage a war with one of the emoest, sexiest, gothiciest, deathroceist, metal rock bands in all of history.

If asked if Andy Sixx's warm log of shit was also any factor to the BOTDF declaration of war, Airmarshal Vanity provided BVB Army reporters a rather confused look before inquiring how we got into their building. One thing is for certain, a lot of blood will shed, for of the times that BOTDF has engaged in armed conflict with other bands, they were the ones being asked for a ceasefire from the opposing belligerent.

Where the first target will be lazed, only Airmarshal Vanity knows, and Airmarshal does not say.