January Q & A with Andy Sixx

February 2, 2017

So last month, we asked you to submit questions you had for Andy Sixx and we selected the best ones for our beloved Commander to answer:

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1. Why the fuck do you keep posting this shitty thread on /b/ board?

 - Michael, Sioux Falls, SD

Well, Michael, that was an excellent pun you did right there, number one, and number two, the BVB Army is dedicated to providing my shitlogs to everybody, regardless of sex or age and we need to make extensive efforts to ensure people are aware that they have the opportunity to suck one out of my asshole. 4chan is just one of our many targeted areas for our mass-outreach programs. I'm afraid we can't disclose the other locations for matters of BVB Army security, but I can assure you you're going to be seeing a lot more of me advertising my shit (literally) on other sites. I promise you.

2. What made you want to be so generous and offer your shit to people?

 - Danielle, Tallahassee, FL

Well, Daniel, when you're in charge of the "hottest, emoest, sexiest, gothiciest" band on Earth, you get privileges and high status, but with that comes responsibility, specifically responsibility for those who gave me such high status. Plus, the fans wanted my shit badly, above everything, so I simply could not object. After all, the fans ask for this. They ask for me to give it to them and I give it to them every year.

3. Have you ever sucked a log of shit out of your own asshole?

 - Kevin, Sacramento, CA

Kevin, I would never eat my own shit because my own shit does not belong to me. It belongs to my fans.

4. Andy, you probably don't remember me but I sucked a log of shit out of your asshole back in 2012 and used that log of shit as a dildo to fuck my pussy with and have the bacteria from the shit fertilize my egg cells and impregnate me with a retarded human shit baby and then I sucked on that retarded human shit baby's rock hard balls and fat fucking throbbing retarded human shit baby fucking cock until it couldn't take it anymore and then came out a giant fucking load of retarded human shit baby cum all over my mouth and then I spat out that retarded human shit baby cum all over my hand and then used the retarded human shit baby cum as lubricant to finger my asshole with. You probably don't recall that but the retarded shit baby you and I had turned 5 this month and he's never met his father. I was just wondering if you would be a responsible adult and take care of your fucking kid for once or at least help a bitch out cuz my parents kicked me out of the house when they took a look at their hideous retarded-human shit baby grandchild and were like: "da fuq did you just give birth to?" and I've been struggling to make end's meet for myself and Andy Jr (yes, that's his name; I named him after his fucking dipshit scumbag father who he never knew) and it's really troublesome to try to stay above the surface.

Kaitlyn, Atlanta, GA

I have no idea what you're talking about, nor did I suggest you to use my log of shit as a dildo to fuck your pussy with. It's not my fault you wanted to do the "right thing" and have the little bastard. But, if you really need support, I can recommend that Hot Topic has some excellent Black Veil Brides CDs you can buy that will put him to sleep if he ever gets reckless and doesn't know when to wind down. Best of luck to you.

5. Dear Andy, my lord, my source of all creation, my pride and happiness. I sucked a log of shit out of your asshole last June at a concert and ever since then, I have been longing for your warm log to massage my throat with the chunks of corn in it ever since. When will you return to us, Andy??? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO???

Gina, Albuquerque, NM

Well, Gina, my logs don't last forever and I am truly sorry for that. I will however tell you that should you ever pay to come to see me again when we tour in Albuquerque, you will be more than welcome to come backstage and act as my toilet for the evening. I'll be sure to eat extra spicy fish curry stew just for you <3

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And that will do it for this month, but if you have a question for our Commander, please shoot us a message via our contact page with the subject line "Q & A" and we will select the very best ones to be answered by our lord and savior. Until then, stay strong.

 - BVB Army