BVB Army Commander to Have an Emergency Colonoscopy?
BVB Army Commander to Have an Emergency Colonoscopy?
February 3, 2017
Our
lord and savior, Andy Sixx, was rushed to a Toronto Hospital earlier
today after falling ill from complications with his gastral tract, says
Toronto Central Hospital Doctor Richard Bryce.
"After
Mr. Sixx came to us reporting problems of shitting blood, I was
concerned especially when he told me he ate a lot of ghost peppers and
curry," Dr. Bryce told BVB Army Field Journalist Roberto "Emo Man" Ruiz.
"I ordered a colonoscopy for Andy's asshole immediately."
When our Field Journalist asked about the unsucked shit still remaining in Andy's colon, Dr. Bryce responded that:
"It's
unfortunate that people will have to go hungry for the next couple of
days. As for the shit still in his stomach, I can't let anybody have it
at this time."
"But will you suck it out?" Ruiz asked.
"Um..."
Dr. Bryce said suspiciously and growing very weary and defensive. "I
said no, you can't have it. It's mine! Doctor's orders."
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