Fans Showered with Andy's Diareahy Shit in Victory Concert
February 22, 2017
Two
days after the ceasefire agreement signed between the BVB Army and the
BOTDF Air Force, Andy Sixx held a victory concert in which he made sure
he ate chipotle, curry, and a whole stick of butter to produce a toxic
cocktail of diareahy brown delicious goop that he eventually squirted
out of his ass and into the mouths of the luckiest fans in the world
(those lucky motherfuckers, I'll kick their ass if I ever see their
fucking faces around).
The celebration followed after Andy Sixx declared victory and by our lord and savior's words:
"Called
for a special occasion of shit to be squirted out of my asshole..."
okay you know what, I can't take it anymore. I'm done with this fucking
article because I didn't get any. Those motherfuckers got like the
coolest thing every and I'm stuck here writing about how I didn't get
any of andy's delicious ass goo in my mouth... I mean seriously, what
the fuck?
It's
like I lost in a race and I'm writing about how the person who beat me
is a much better runner than I'll ever be. Like what the fuck? I'm done.
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