Fighting Continues Throughout Night, 386 dead, 832 wounded, 113 missing.
Fighting Continues Throughout Night, 386 dead, 832 wounded, 113 missing.
February 14, 2017
After
having its entire West Coast communications systems disabled by the
Nirvana Navy, the BOTDF fought back against the alliance's assault
starting in the late hours of last night and ending in the early hours
of today's morning.
After
Andy's High Command and it's annual Valentine's Shit Sucking Ceremony
were interrupted by the bombardment of it's communications center in
Vancouver, Washington, they were quickly moved to an undisclosed
location and the commander released a statement over twitter saying:
"We
bleed for you, fallen angels. Tonight, we suck my asshole a little
harder in grievance and in agony for the dead and those we have lost
tonight. We will avenge you, I promise."
Whereas
the BVB Army's High Command's whereabouts are unknown at this time, we
deliver our prayers to our Lord and Savior and may God Almighty protect
his sweet... sweet log of shit from the hellfire of the damned BOTDF Air
Force.
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