107 Massacred by BVB Army at BOTDF Air Base in Georgia
107 Massacred by BVB Army at BOTDF Air Base in Georgia
February 9, 2017
In
response to the Michigan Arsenal airstrike earlier, the BVB Army has
massacred 107 in a mass shooting at the Rebecca Fugate Air Station in
Georgia. This retaliation, the first of what we assume will be many, was
done, as the BVB Army claims, out of vengeance to the 43 that died
earlier at the hands of an airstrike ordered by the BOTDF Air Force.
At
a press conference shortly after the massacre, Commander of the BVB
Army, General Andy Sixx, spoke publicly in merry spirit as a result of
his victory.
"This is one of many assaults we plan on launching in order to bring the BOTDF Air Force under control," Sixx told BVB Army reporters. "After
all, we do out number them and they haven't been so strong after one of
their Colonels defected to the BVB Army and sucked a fat one right out
of my asshole faster than my intestines could process it into shit back
in 2014. Hell, I still feel it after all these years. Good times."
As
the war continues onwards between the BOTDF Air Force and the BVB Army,
there is no peaceful resolution in near sight but the BVB Army's news
team will keep the public updated as best as it can.
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