BVB Army Commander: Shitlogs to Start Having Sloppy Joes?

January 31, 2017

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Arthur Gates

We know Andy Sixx's log of shit diet consists of a deadly mixture of Chipotle, curry, ghost peppers, clams and chocolate milk and on the rare occasion corn... and now, Andy's introducing a new addition to his diet to make the log-sucking process a whole lot better: sloppy joes.

Yup, you heard it first from us. Starting on February 10, Andy Sixx will be consuming sloppy joes as well as several other foods as part of the BVB Army's 2017 Shitlog Reinvestment and Redevelopment Act that was signed into law by Commander Sixx last December.

Amongst sloppy joes, the BVB Army will have Andy Sixx eat:

 - Brown rice

 - Bananas

 - Prunes

 - Avocados

 - Yogurt

 - Nutella

 - Blackberries

 - Beans

 - Oats

 - Bran cereal

&

 - Philly Cheesesteak

I'm getting wet just thinking about it. Andy's diet isn't the only thing that will change for there will be many more changes to the BVB Army as per the 2017 SRRA and you can count us to bring you such news. Until then, keep sucking America!