Not Even Andy Sixx Can Hold it In
February 25, 2017
Two
days after Andy Sixx was dared by Jynxx to hold in his shit until his
next concert, 2 fans were hospitalized after being hit with shit shot
out of andy sixx's asshole at over 20 miles an hour after being held in
by the emo gothic sexy darklord singer and seriously injured.
Danica
Fitzgerald and Rosalina Ruiz of Los Angeles were met with head trauma
after Andy's hardened log shot out of his ass after being cooked up in
his colon for more than a day, but they're aren't at all angry.
"It
has been my dream to be hit in the face with Andy's shit. Now I am
fulfilled. Now I am complete. I do not need to do anything else in life
after now. Now I have reached happiness. I am now in nirvana,"
Ruiz said while receiving antibiotics through an ivy line after some of
the shit got into her eye and caused her to have pink eye.
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