Guardians of the Log: 5 Years Later, Still Not Forgotten

February 4, 2017

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Sanquea Jonze

It was a beautiful February 3, 2012 when the Black Veil Brides were on tour in Des Moines, Iowa, when three brave girls saw something that they would ultimately give their own lives to protect: a then  armed 16 year-old Jose Suarez who had breeched security in order to kill Andy Sixx. His motive: destroy Andy Sixx so that the Logs of Shit would stop being produced.

Suarez was born in Phoenix, AZ and raised in Charlotte, NC. After posting numerous conspiracy theories about Andy's Log of Shit being the source for most of the corruption of the youth on his blog, he purchased cheap tickets to see a show in a bar in Des Moines, Iowa on January 10, 2012.

In his blog, finally released by the BVB Army's Criminal Investigation Division, Suarez wrote:

"With every day, Andy Sixx's warm log of shit grows stronger and I grow weaker. It has seduced so many people that it must be destroyed. I am the one who must destroy it or at least give my life to see through that it is properly disposed of."

That next month, on February 3, armed with a pistol, Suarez snuck behind the stage and Christina Davis, Zoey Randall and Amber Colosimo, both fans and soldiers of the BVB Army went back stage to observe Suarez's suspicious behavior and upon being caught, he shot Colosimo in the abdomen before fleeing onto the catwalk.

Randall then stayed with her dying friend while her other friend went to go and engage Suarez.

A few minutes after the initial shots were fired, Suarez found Andy Sixx and held him at gunpoint in his dressing room and told him that his days of shitting into people's mouths were over. In a brave and noble act of valor, Christina Davis jumped in front of the bullet meant for Andy Sixx, which pierced through her heart, left her back and then landed, with less power and intensity, inside of Andy Sixx's right shoulder after being dislodge off course. The gun Suarez had was then jammed and Andy Sixx pushed forward to try to disarm him. To his rescue, Zoey Randall found herself in the fight after hearing the gunshot and running to its source but was caught in a line of cross-fire as the gun unjammed and shot Randall in the abdomen.

Suarez fled the scene and presumably committed suicide in his home where his corpse was found.

As a result, Andy Sixx cancelled his tours for the next three days and held a memorial service where he shed a tear, spoke some words, and shat out three logs of shit in honor of the girls who made the ultimate sacrifice so the log of shit can continue to slide down the throat of the BVB Army soldier.

At their funerals a week later, Sixx presented his log of shit to each of the girls' family members and during their eulogies proclaimed they were "Guardians of the Log" and bestowed them with the "Order of the Warm Log Roll," an honor most highest amongst those presented for valor in the BVB Army.

The BVB Army remembers the three girls and their tremendous sacrifice. Without them, the Log of Shit would truly be devastated.