Nirvana Navy in Action, 3rd ACS Bombards Communication on West Coast

February 13, 2017

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Casey Leighton

General Steven Cobain deployed the Nirvana Naval Aviation's 3rd Air Combat Squadron's on costal bombing and air raid missions this morning to take out BOTDF communications towers based off the coasts of California and Oregon. As part of their pact with the BVB Army made just before the BOTDF Air Force declared war on the BVB Army.

Although General Cobain would not make a comment to us, his Press Secretary announced in response to the deployment of its Naval fleet in a press conference just a few hours after the last of the BOTDF's communications equipment was destroyed in the air raids of the Nirvana Naval Aviation.

"We are glad to lend a helping hand to our friends at the BVB Army," Nirvana Navy Press Secretary Holden Ellis Parselli told BVB Army reporters. "We too share the same outrage that the BOTDF would even pick a fight with our friends even after we said we would help them should they need it."

When we asked Mr. Parselli what the Nirvana Navy thought about Andy Sixx's Log of Shit, he made no official comment "fearing it would go against Kurt Cobain's beliefs and allocation of his precious navy."

While we do not know how long the fighting will continue, we can say that us at the BVB Army are delighted to have the Nirvana Navy as allies.