BOTDF Air Force Threatens BVB Army with War

February 5, 2017

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Marcia Robins

The rival emo gothic-duo, Blood on the Dance Floor, and their Air Force has threatened the BVB Army with war if they do not "back off their fanbase."

At a press conference unveiling their new Air Force, things heated the air when CNN reporters stirred the pot of rivalry between BOTDF and BVB when reporter Anderson Cooper asked the question:

"Do you think the BVB Army might feel intimidated with your new Air Force after their Army has dominated the emo music industry for the past seven years?"

BOTDF Airmarshal Dahvie Vanity replied:

"Listen, pussy-willow branch, if you think for one second that the BVB Army is going to have control over our new fleet of air dominance, you're wrong. Moreover, while they might have a large ground force, we have air supremacy, and as long as we maintain that air supremacy, we will be well off as a music duo. However, if those faggots over at the BVB Army forget who BOTDF is and that we're just as emo, maybe even a little more emoer than they are, and try to turn our own fans on us like they've done previously. For the sake of not starting a war, they better back off our fanbase."

The BOTDF Air Force unveiled a fleet of new airplanes manufactured under exclusive contract awarded to Lockheed Martin last year as part of their new promise to the people to try to beat Andy Sixx's log of shit with their own, which has not been a success since 2009.