BVB Fangirl Caught Licking Probe-Tube Clean After Andy Sixx's Colonoscopy
BVB Fangirl Caught Licking Probe-Tube Clean After Andy Sixx's Colonoscopy
February 4, 2017
The
BVB Army is pleased to report that Andy Sixx has undergone a successful
colonoscopy and our Lord and Savior is alive an well. Dr. Richard
Bryce, the acting physician for Commander Sixx performed the procedure
earlier this morning and found that the cause of Andy's episode was the
result of an imbalance in gastric acid in the stomach and that it can be
well treated with calcium supplements.
Soon
after the colonoscopy, the equipment used to perform the procedure were
moved to a secure location where they were to be put on display in the
BVB Army Museum for all the world to see but when the BVB Army
Antiquities and History Bureau (AHB) went to go retrieve the colonoscopy
equipment, they were met with a fan licking the shit-covered tubes that
were used to examine Andy Sixx's ass clean with her tongue.
The
fan was identified as 13 year-old Brittney Drafferburn of the BVB
Army's Sioux Falls chapter and has currently been arrested for
"Tampering with Sacred Artifacts."
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