BVB Fangirl Caught Licking Probe-Tube Clean After Andy Sixx's Colonoscopy

BVB Fangirl Caught Licking Probe-Tube Clean After Andy Sixx's Colonoscopy

February 4, 2017
The BVB Army is pleased to report that Andy Sixx has undergone a successful colonoscopy and our Lord and Savior is alive an well. Dr. Richard Bryce, the acting physician for Commander Sixx performed the procedure earlier this morning and found that the cause of Andy's episode was the result of an imbalance in gastric acid in the stomach and that it can be well treated with calcium supplements.

Soon after the colonoscopy, the equipment used to perform the procedure were moved to a secure location where they were to be put on display in the BVB Army Museum for all the world to see but when the BVB Army Antiquities and History Bureau (AHB) went to go retrieve the colonoscopy equipment, they were met with a fan licking the shit-covered tubes that were used to examine Andy Sixx's ass clean with her tongue.

The fan was identified as 13 year-old Brittney Drafferburn of the BVB Army's Sioux Falls chapter and has currently been arrested for "Tampering with Sacred Artifacts."

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