Why You can't Ever go Wrong With Andy Sixx's Warm Log. March 16, 2017 | Malinda Gaine

 There are many logs of shit out there, but none of them are quite like Andy Sixx's? Why is that?

Although the actual cause may never be known or pinpointed, there is one thing that we can say about your choice for Andy's sweet warm log roll: You'll never go wrong.

As a journalist that has covered trends within the music industry, I have sucked many logs of shit out of other music artists's assholes and none of them were as good of an experience in taste and consistency as Andy Sixx's. Additionally, none of them are as hot as Andy Sixx either, I mean just look at him. He's so fucking sexy... he's so fucking hot.... Oh god how I long for his warm steaming brown log to slide down my scrawny little shit.

So think what you want, I've heard it all:

"OP has autism"

"OP is a sperglord"

"OP is teh ghey"

But there's one thing that I have that none of you haters have, and that's the satisfaction of a log well sucked out of the asshole of the hottest, sexiest, emoist, gothiciest human being on planet earth, and that's really saying something.

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