Andy Wants You for Log of Shit News March 21, 2017 | David Tinderli

With nearly dozens of messages received by our staff in requests and suggestions for what types of news the Log of Shit News should cover, the BVB Army has taken the next step to give power to the people.

General Andy Sixx, Commander of the BVB Army, signed an executive order earlier today to allow common BVB Army Soldiers the opportunities to have their voices heard and to have their journalistic dreams become a reality. Signed into law, BVB Army Log of Shit News Volunteer Publishing Act allows commoners, BVB Army affiliated or not, to write their own news articles for the Log of Shit News.

Unfortunately, if you've submitted any articles before March 21, 2017 they will not be published. However, if you want to re-submit them for reconsideration, they might just make the cut.

There are some exceptions, however, as not just any articles will be published. Rules for articles as detailed in the BVB Army Log of Shit News Volunteer Publishing Act:

1. Entries cannot advocate for enemy or hostile emo-music militaries like the Blood on the Dance Floor Air Force and the Avenged Sevenfold Marine Corps.

2. Entries cannot be multi-part series.

So get writing, soldiers. Us at the BVB Army are truly looking forward to hearing what creative stories you have for Andy Sixx and his warm creamy log of shit.