Ancient Log of Shit Text Published for the First Time Since Discovery March 15, 2017 | Marcia Robins

Since its discovery last year, the ancient Log of Shit Tablet discovered on a BVB Army-funded archeological excavation of an ancient site in Rome, has been read for the first time. The BVB Army has published the official reading for all the world to enjoy here:

Although only a portion of the tablet has been published, it is one of many ancient clues that detail a prophecy that one day, an emo gothic hard rock singer like Andy Sixx would one day rise to the top in the music industry and squeeze out a log of shit for all the world to enjoy.

It is not known if the rest of the text will be read, but one thing is for certain, we now can conform that it was the Romans who knew about the once-legend prophecy confirmed to be real by this ancient text.