Bern, Switzerland Awarded Summer Shitlog Games March 18, 2017 | Cho Kim-Nyugyn

After a disturbing fight that broke out on the committee floor that resulted with Egypt being banned from taking part in any further BVB Army events, the Shitlog Games Committee awarded the 2017 Summer Shitlog Games to the city of Bern, Switzerland.

"We're very happy that the Shitlog Games Committee saw that Bern was the better choice. The Swiss people are honored to bestow such a privilege that we promise that this first olympic games will be the best without anybody else able to outdo us," Swiss SGC representative Pierre Gustav de-Leon told reporters after receiving the great news.

The BVB Army commander also congratulated Switzerland for its victory with the comment:

"Congratulations to Switzerland, I look forward to downing a whole bunch of Toblerones to make the consistency of my shit as resemblant to that of your triangular chocolate bars."

But in all honesty, Andy Sixx's log of shit is much more preferred than chocolate. Although where the Shitlog games will take place, the question that remains is when. General Andy Sixx has ordered the SGC to reach a formal deadline by April 10 of this year.