Physicists Fear Impending Hazard of the MOAL

Shortly after the BVB Army Commander announced that he would create a log more creamier and steamier than anyone could have ever imagined, physicists from all corners of the country scrambled  to their whiteboards in fear for the worst.

After extensive research and analysis, they concluded that General Sixx producing such a log could mean catastrophe. As a result, a special meeting of physicists met in Los Alamos National Laboratory to discuss their findings. They had a consensus: whereas a Mother of All Logs is possible in theory, it would be too creamy and steamy for the universe to handle and as a result, rip a hole in spacetime as we know it, sending everything in the universe into an oblivion of nothingness.

While some of the nation’s smartest in the physical sciences have warned of an end of all existence, others are more optimistic of a Mother of All Logs such as Dr. Karl Reinhurst of the BVB Army Institute of Shitlog Science and Research who expressed on his blog:

“I don’t know why a bunch of people with degrees in something completely useless are throwing a fit about the creamiest and steamiest log of shit ever to be created in the history of the BVB Army. If they had half a brain, they could understand that the universe and everything will be fine once the Mother of All Logs is created… everything except our fucking throats, of course.”

Although it is not clear whether Andy Sixx will consider the warnings from experts in the field of physics, it is most definitely certain that regardless of ripping a hole in the universe, the Mother of All Logs is bound to rip a hole in our fucking throats.