Robert Mueller Orders Investigation into BVB Army?

 Shortly after Robert Mueller, the Special Counsel for the investigation of Russian interference with the 2016 U.S. presidential elections handed indictments down to some of U.S. President Trump's closest aids, it was only the beginning.

The Log of Shit News Agency has just learned that Robert Mueller has ordered an investigation into the BVB Army for potential links to potential interference by Russians in the presidential elections.

"We are weary of General Andy Sixx and his so-called Black Veil Brides Army's foreign weapons exchange program," Mueller said to press agencies during a closed-door, open mic conference. "It's worth looking into and you can be sure that my staff will do just that."

Although General Sixx has not been named by Mueller in specific, his thoughts and concerns are rather worrysome.

"I must admit, I'm shocked that Mueller would target the BVB Army. We've been selling my creamy logs of shit to the Russians since 2009, and I can promise you that it had no influence on our elections last year," said General Sixx in an official statement release in response to Mueller's expression of "interest" in the BVB Army.

What Mueller's investigation will turn up, the BVB Army does not know, but one thing is for certain: no matter what happens to General Sixx, the logs of shit won't stop clogging the throats of the followers of the BVB Army and that's a guaranteed promise.