Andy Sixx: The World Won't Understand March 18, 2017 | Robert Cayles

2017 has started out rough for the BVB Army and it's commander, General Andy Sixx. Despite going through the war and being rejected by the US Stock and Exchange Commission for an IPO, he is still standing on his feet and just waiting to make a comeback into the world as well as play an active roll in BVB Army life. So we sat down with him to ask him of the horrid past as well as what he's doing to cope with such a traumatic past haunting him.

Interviewer: Thank you for sitting down with us.

General Sixx: Always a pleasure.

Interviewer: Now this has been your first interview since...

General Sixx: Since the war with the Blood on the Dance Fags. Thats correct.

Interviewer: Well, could you tell us about that?

General Sixx: Like, what do you wanna know?

Interviewer: Just what happened and how you feel about the outcome.

General Sixx: Well, the BOTDF Air Force was threatening us with military action so I aligned our forces with the Nirvana Navy. My staff did the numbers and it turned out that we needed an ally if the BOTDF AF was going to attack, so I listened to my staff. And before we knew it, those fuckers declared war on us.

Interviewer: Just like that?

General Sixx: Correct.

Interviewer: Did you think they saw that as a move to intimidate them or...

General Sixx: They could have but I kind of saw the whole war as a move of envy. I mean don't get me wrong, I can understand where they're coming from and why they would declare war on us in the first place.

Interviewer: Which was?

General Sixx: Their logs of shit aren't as good as mine.

Touche Andy, and I can vouch for him, immediately after the interview he dropped a big one in my mouth. Well played, Andy. Well played.