Tesla CEO to Invest in "Fangirl" Power?

After a Tesla shareholder's meeting in Palo Alto, CA concluded with a question from someone in the audience to Tesla CEO and founder, Elon Musk, regarding utilizing Andy Sixx's shit as an alternative energy source, Musk was nothing short of optimistic.

"I think using Andy's creamy and steamy logs would be an excellent alternative to producing power," Musk told the audience member.

When later asked by a second shareholder of how anyone could possibly generate power by some queer lead singer of some shitty band that nobody even knows, Musk astounded everyone like he always does with his extensive background knowledge and intellect.

"A common analogy for electricity is fangirls (electrons) being attracted to band members (protons)," Musk explained. "When we explain how electricity works, we say that the electrons move through the circuit and pass through all types of resistors and capacitors to reach the protons, much like how little fan girls are eager to be close to be close to the band boys. The only difference between this analogy is Andy Sixx. See, Andy Sixx is the hottest, sexiest, emoest, gothiciest, deathcoreiest band member out there and little fan girls just don't want to be next to him, they want to eat his shit. That's what makes their attraction to him more powerful than the attraction forces experienced between little fan girls and normal bands. That goes double for the forces of electrons and protons. Since we know that horny little fan girls would go through any length just to be with their beloved Andy Sixx, the force of attraction and horniness would be tremendous, far more efficient than that of your standard battery. If we could somehow harvest that power, we could make batteries and power sources more efficiently. My idea, I thought of it first."

Although he has not said anything yet, Musk might just try to make batteries from harvesting the power of little fangirls and their uncontrollable and unquenchable lust to consume General Andy Sixx's delicious log of shit. Although Musk hasn't shared how much power he thinks he could get from harvesting one little fan girl's horniness for Andy Sixx, he projects it to be able to "power the whole world for 72 hours."