President Trump Orders Border-Wall to be Built from Shitlogs

 Well, we never thought we'd see the day when General Sixx's shit would go towards a political gain, but today is most definitely an exception. General Sixx and US President Donald Trump have teamed up together in this extraordinary event that will not only make history for the BVB Army but will also make America great again.

The infamous wall that President Trump ordered to be built along the US-Mexico border through an executive order will finally be built, but here's the catch: it will be made out of General Sixx's shit.

"General Sixx and I have discussed the prospect of building a wall will his creamy logs, and I think it's a fantastic idea," President Trump told reporters  in a press conference earlier held in the Oval Office with General Sixx. "This wall will not only provide jobs for the American economy but it will also be creamy and steamy and I think that's fantastic."

General Sixx also shared his remarks about the wall made from his very own shit.

"I must say, I'm not looking forward to providing all of the logs considering that I'm already as busy as it is, but when it comes to providing protection for America, I guess that's just what has to be done," General Sixx said from the oval office earlier today. "Providing logs of shit isn't easy, as I've said in earlier interviews. I suppose that's just one of the responsibilities that comes with the job and I have no choice but to honor it."

Construction on the wall, as well as excretion of all those creamy logs, will commence as soon as President Trump's team can gather funding for construction and miralax from congress.