13 Dead After BVB Army Fangirl Loses Her Shit... Litterally March 11, 2017 | Sanquea Jonze
After
the lucky Suzie Sharpton of Columbus, OH managed to suck a big one out
of Andy Sixx's asshole during a show, she decided to spit the log of
shit out and keep it in her purse so that she may fulfill her sick
fantasies with it when she returned home, only the two of them never
made it home after the concert. After she noticed it was not in her
purse, Sharpton retraced her steps back to the restaurant she and her
friends were dining in after the concert only to have security footage
be revealed to her of another fan reaching into her purse and taking the
log of shit out.
"She fell very silent,"
Anna Ruiz-Compton, one of Sharpton's friends said who watched
everything unfold as her friend turned from cheerful after a BVB concert
to furious with murderous rage. "Her
pupils dilated at the sight of the unknown girl reaching into her purse
and taking the log behind everybody's back. After that, all hell broke
loose."
Sharpton
instantly pulled the gun from the security guard who was showing her
the CCTV security camera footage and began her murderous killing spree
in the dining room of the restaurant. After running out of bullets,
Sharpton broke a glass bottle of wine on the table and slit her wrists,
bleeding out to death before authorities could arrive.
Although
technically not a crime, General Andy Sixx ordered an investigation
into the matter as well as the apprehension of the girl in the video
cameras and has assigned the BVB Army's Criminal Investigation Service
to find out why she took someone else's log in the first place.
"The Log of Shit becomes someone's sole property the second their lips lock with my asshole," General Andy Sixx told reporters. "If
she hadn't stolen someone else's log, then this whole mess wouldn't
have happened in the first place. She will be punished for the crimes
committed by Ms. Sharpton"
And
perhaps those 13 people would still be alive if only that one person
could have some integrity and not take things that do not belong to
them.
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