Shitlog Games Committee: Havana and London Eliminated March 12, 2017 | Norman Willis

After deliberating for almost 12 hours, the Shitlog Games Committee has eliminated both Havana, Cuba and London, United Kingdom from their candidacy from hosting the 2017 Summer Shitlog Games scheduled to take place sometime this summer.

"We were shocked that the SGC would eliminate London this early," said SGC committeeman and BVB Army Soldier Jake Herringwey of the United Kingdom told reporters. "I wish we could say for certain that the BVB Army was playing favorites but it looks like, from this committee and the way it functions, that it's entirely out of Andy Sixx's hands. He's a genius for not getting caught, if you ask me."

Meanwhile, the SGC representative for Cuba would not comment on strict orders from the Cuban government which shortly withdrew their membership and support for the BVB Army altogether shortly after the elimination of their country.

Only 4 more candidates remain:

1. Atlanta, Georgia, USA

2. Cairo, Egypt

3. Bern, Switzerland

4. Yokohama, Japan

The next round of elimination is scheduled for March 14 in which there might be two finalists to choose from.