BVB Army Unveils Summer Shitlog Games March 8, 2017 | Marcia Robins
After
a long and gruesome war with the BOTDF Air Force, the BVB Army is ready
to move forward and our Lord and Savior, General Andy Sixx is way ahead
of everybody. In a press conference, General Sixx unveiled something
set to bring the most to our summer as well as keep his warm log of shit
in our hearts: an olympic-like summer games tournament.
"This
year, the BVB Army is proud to announce the unveiling of something
truly spectacular. This event will not only make history, but it will
also make my warm creamy log roll something to compete for," said General Sixx in the press conference. "Ladies
and Gentlemen, boys and girls, I bring to you the 2017 Summer Shitlog
Games. This summer, we will be hosting a tournament that will truly test
people and make their log-sucking abilities. Only those with the most
skill will win the ultimate prize: the Golden Log of Shit."
But
don't get so excited now because there is still plenty that must be
done, including finding a host city for this tremendous event. To handle
all of the planning, the General Sixx established the Shitlog Games
Committee to handle organization, funding and administrative matters
portioning the Shitlog Games and their future. While the SGC has not
announced when the games would commence, they did announce the following
candidates to host the event:
1. Atlanta, Georgia, USA
2. London, United Kingdom
3. Cairo, Egypt
4. Brasilia, Brazil
5. Havana, Cuba
6. Bern, Switzerland
7. Yokohama, Japan
Election and bidding will commence on a later date.
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