Is General Sixx at Risk of Being Dragged into the Russian Collusion Investigation?

I'm sure we all knew about special counsel Robert Mueller's "interests" in the BVB Army and their potential involvement with Russian collusion in the 2016 Presidential elections, but is he targeting General Andy Sixx?

Although General Sixx has maintained that he has not personally been involved with any election rigging during his tenure as the commander of the BVB Army, that doesn't speak for his assistants in the higher up positions. After all, General Jynxx did visit Russia last year to discuss contracts for Russia's state owned Anotov for aircraft for the BVB Army. The question, however, still remains: is General Sixx at risk of being dragged into counselor Mueller's investigation?

The BVB Army contacted the US Department of Justice and asked via a FOIA request the Department's files on General Andy Sixx. The only thing Shitlog News Agency investigators were able to acquire was a memo that claimed General Sixx was a person of interest to the FBI due to the creminess of his logs, something that Russian President Vladimir Putin cited as why he was so eager to work with the BVB Army on several military campaigns in Syria and Iraq last year.

Perhaps we'll never know. General Sixx seems cool about everything and not worried a bit. After all, it's not his fault that his logs are so creamy and steamy.... or maybe it is..

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