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Why the Tesla Deal Fell Apart

Last year, entrepreneur Elon Musk expressed his interest in investing in the BVB Army to harvest "fangirl energy" to use as an environmentally-friendly alternative way to produce energy. Although solar power would remain a priority for Elon Musk's Tesla Inc., he said it wouldn't be a bad idea to see what "the fangirls can do for us." Over a year later, and that plan, like many potential ventures with the BVB Army, was shelved unexpectedly. What happened? Politics. The Black Veil Brides Army is obligated by its charter to provide only the creamiest logs to all the horny little fangirls of the world. Fulfilling this priority has not only taken costs on energy and personnel, but finances as well. There are tons of horny little fangirls around the world and reaching all of them to deliver some dude's shit can really cost a fortune in some instances. So why would the BVB Army not invest in Elon Musk's vision for a potential joint-venture to prod...

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