What does 2019 Have in Store for the BVB Army?

General Sixx at the official 2019 Close of Business Press Conference at BVB Army World Headquarters in Los Angeles, CA

With 2018 winding down to an end, 2019 yields much hope for the BVB Army and its soldiers. During its official "Close of Business" news conference that General Andy Sixx held with reporters from various news agencies, both real and fake, General Sixx foreshadowed a promising new year for the BVB Army with several programs and improvements to look forwards for.

"The BVB Army is progressing. Since 2018 was the year of the log, we have progressed since the beginning, but 2019 will be even more eventful," said General Sixx to reporters. "I am delighted that the BVB Army will launch several programs next year that will improve your overall log experience."

While General Sixx would not reveal anything, he was foreshadowing a program that would improve his logs in creaminess, a sports team rivalry, and even a second Shitlog Games, only thing time a winter edition would persist to mirror the 2017 Summer Shitlog Games that drew an audience of viewers (and horny little fangirls) greater than the actual Olympics.

It's not know what will truly happen in 2019, but one thing is for certain and that the logs will continue slidding down our scrawny little fucking throats.