BVB Army to Partner with UberEats to Deliver Andy's Logs?

As the year winds to an end, the BVB Army's future business ventures are just beginning. After talks with Elon Musk and Tesla, Inc. to use horny little fangirl power as an alternate energy source for Tesla's line of electric vehicles. After Musk was ousted from his office as CEO of the company earlier this year, the BVB Army determined that Tesla was not investable for the BVB Army's interests but they didn't give up.

Since early December, the BVB Army has expressed interests in using food courier companies such as UberEats to deliver General Sixx's creamy logs to millions of horny little fangirls across the country.

"The BVB Army is currently in talks with Uber's food delivery component, UberEats, to subsidize the BVB Army's delivery operations," said Lieutenant Colonel Robert Shitslurper of the BVB Army's Business Enterprise Contract Agency. "With Uber contractors delivering Andy's creamy logs, they could potentially help free the schedules of thousands of BVB Army soldiers across the country. With enough personnel, we can allocate more forces to other causes."

But Uber isn't the only company who wants a piece of the Andy Sixx pie. Other mail delivery carriers such as FedEx, UPS and even Amazon have expressed an interest in helping to deliver General Andy Sixx's creamy logs to the masses.

"We don't have things set in stone right now and Uber is not the only candidate for this potential contract award," Lieutenant Colonel Shitslurper said. "Business with the BVB Army is a lengthy and delicate process. In the end, it's not about which side of the bargain gets the better deal. It's about who gets General Andy Sixx's sopping warm loaf of love slidding down their scrawny little fucking throats, and that's more important to us than anything else."