What's Happening This December?

The BVB Army Log of Shit Propaganda Office has unleashed a vague campaign of posters foreshadowing something something big to be coming to a throat near you this December. What exactly, we don't know.

When we asked General Jynxx, who heads the propaganda office, about what the posters might be foreshadowing, his only response was: "My lips are sealed (around Andy Sixx's anus). I'm not at any liberty to say."

Even General Sixx is being discrete about the campaign saying to BVB Army reporters: "I guess you'll just have to wait and see."

Whatever is in store, we hope it will be big, like a monster log that Andy makes when he eats nothing but grounded raw beef and a whole stick of butter.