Stock Market in Peril with High Demand for Andy's Logs

Stock brokers at the NYSE watch Hot Topic, Inc. and several other entertainment stocks plummet with General Sixx's creamy logs being traded on the market.

What seemed like the impossible has finally happened. General Andy Sixx has just been approved by the SEC to sell Log Stock on the New York Stock Exchange, but it's beginning to take its toll. Stock in Hot Topic, Inc. (HOTT) has plummeted over 12.3 points since the Initial Public Offering, and wall street analysts are afraid that there will more bloodshed in result for the increasing demand for a piece of the BVB Army.

When General Sixx was asked for comment, he responded:

"That's just the way of the game. We live in a free market, the big fish swallows the little fish. In this case, the big log clogs the throat of the little company. It's nothing personal, it's only business. I can't help that so many people want to suck the shit out of my asshole."

Although the surge in General Sixx's prices is good for investors, it might have worrisome consequences in the future. After all, the BVB Army has been on the Fed's radar ever since General Sixx tried to bribe an SEC Agent with his creamy logs, prompting a federal investigation and trial of General Andy Sixx in a federal court.

Regardless of whether or not General Sixx's logs continue to earn their spot in the top of the market, one thing is for certain, and that is that the demand for General Sixx's logs won't be declining any time soon.