FDA to Impose Regulations on BVB Army Commander's Logs

As demand for General Andy Sixx's warm logs of shit has skyrocketed in the last year alone, the Food and Drug Administration has grown concerned for people's excess consumption of Andy's logs of shit. Therefore, Commissioner of Food and Drugs Scott Gottlieb has announced that the FDA is considering regulating logs of shit for human consumption.

"Although nothing is official yet, we are considering it," Gottlieb said in a press statement to the BVB Army earlier today. "We want people to enjoy Mr. Sixx's creamy steamy dreamy logs, but also keep in mind that it's human feces. We don't know how it's affecting people's health and if it turns out that there are harmful substances in the shit that they eat (pun intended), then it's our job to regulate it and protect the public's health."

While General Sixx did not respond officially to Director Gottlieb's remarks, he did respond to reporters that:

"The second you impose regulations on my sweet warm and creamy logs of shit is the second that we've lost the battle in the fight for the unalienable right to it. This does not sit well with the BVB Army or anything we stand for and we will fight whatever regulations the FDA sends our way."

The FDA has not commented on when they will have a decision or what kinds of regulations they would impose, but we can expect whatever regulations imposed to target consistency as well as creaminess of the logs. This could, if imposed, change the way that people slidde logs down their fucking throats forever.