BVB Army Commander Subpoenaed by Congress


Shortly after the arrest of several members of the board of directors for the BVB Army's charity wing, the Suck a Log Foundation, Congressman Trey Gowdy of the U.S. House of Representatives, the chairman of the House Oversight Committee, has subpoenaed General Andy Sixx to testify before congress regarding the recent scandal.

"We're curious as to where the American tax dollar is going if it's not going to humanitarian shitlog efforts," Gowdy said briefly during a press conference.

And what will the BVB Army commander do? Technically, because Andy Sixx is so emo and gothic, he is exempt from complying with congressional subpoenas, however he has expressed a willingness to comply with the congressional demands.

"I have nothing to hide. I think this should be interesting. I know my logs are both creamy and steamy, and I think this would be a great opportunity to restore confidence in the public and their tax money being invested in the BVB Army's charity wing," General Sixx told reporters.

The Log of Shit News Agency will follow General Sixx's congressional endeavors.

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