BVB Army Commander Subpoenaed by Congress
Shortly
after the arrest of several members of the board of directors for the
BVB Army's charity wing, the Suck a Log Foundation, Congressman Trey
Gowdy of the U.S. House of Representatives, the chairman of the House
Oversight Committee, has subpoenaed General Andy Sixx to testify before
congress regarding the recent scandal.
"We're curious as to where the American tax dollar is going if it's not going to humanitarian shitlog efforts," Gowdy said briefly during a press conference.
And
what will the BVB Army commander do? Technically, because Andy Sixx is
so emo and gothic, he is exempt from complying with congressional
subpoenas, however he has expressed a willingness to comply with the
congressional demands.
"I
have nothing to hide. I think this should be interesting. I know my
logs are both creamy and steamy, and I think this would be a great
opportunity to restore confidence in the public and their tax money
being invested in the BVB Army's charity wing," General Sixx told reporters.
The Log of Shit News Agency will follow General Sixx's congressional endeavors.
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