BREAKING: Suck a Log Foundation Offices Raided by FBI

 Shortly after Special Counsel for the Russian Electoral-Inteference, Robert Mueller, expressed interest in the BVB Army's contacts with Russian business interests, a search warrant went out today served by the FBI to the Suck a Log Foundation to search for any evidence of collusion with Russia to interfere with the US Presidential Elections last year.

Shortly after hearing that the offices of the BVB Army's Charity were being raided, Lieutenant General Ashley Purdy, who is actually the Director of the Suck a Log Foundation, released a press statement shortly after the warrant for search was served to her security staff:

"We're saddened to see politics interfere with the Suck a Log Foundation's mission to bring General Andy Sixx's warm and creamy logs of shit to children and fangirls in need around the world. This is American Justice at it's best: depriving children in impoverished countries Andy Sixx's steaming log down their scrawny little malnourished throats."

Neither General Andy Sixx nor Counselor Robert Mueller have responded to the raids of the Suck a Log Foundation's offices in Los Angeles, but one thing is for certain: today is the day that children across the world go hungry... no... STARVING for Andy Sixx's warm and creamy logs.