Robert Mueller Closing in on BVB Army?

It has been a month since Special Counsel Robert Mueller announced that he was going to investigate the BVB Army after rumors leaked to the Justice Department that Russians had deep interests in General Andy Sixx’s warm logs of shit. After a thorough investigation, the BVB Army came out clean and it’s just about time for Counselor Mueller and the FBI to finish up and leave… or is it?

Last week, Mueller came across a memo from a Russian diplomat of Turkey linking General Andy Sixx’s warm logs to several Russian Agents stationed in the United States who were active around the time of the election. Since then, General Sixx has remained silent on the matter, refusing to release any comment on his or the BVB Army’s connections to the Russian government.

General Jynxx, on the other hand, didn’t seem intimidated by Mueller’s investigation and kindly released the statement:

“The BVB Army does not involve itself in politics. It is not the policy of the BVB Army to sway any political opinions and it is therefore not our domain to involve ourselves with Russian Interference in the 2016 US elections. As for the contacts mentioned on that memo, the BVB Army Intelligence and Investigation Service is looking into the names mentioned on that and our analysts have reasons to believe that the Russian contacts are actually spies for the Piss Army under Dani Filth."

Although we don't know for certain what will come of General Sixx's legal status with the U.S. government, and we do know that it's a bumpy road ahead for the BVB Army.