BVB Army Preparing to Sue US Government?

General Andy Sixx and the BVB Army meeting to discuss legal remedies against the US Government for putting them in a financial crisis.

     After several days of meeting, the BVB Army has come up with several solutions for dealing with the impending budget crisis set to take a huge toll on everybody as a whole this summer. Of the many solutions proposed include cutting down on creaminess. This would ultimately make General Sixx's logs up to 20% less creamy but also 34% less steamy (since most of the steam comes from the cream). Another proposition would be to deactivate some of the BVB Army's non-vital components such as the Suck a Log Foundation. But a third one just seems out of the ordinatry: suing the US government for the money lost from the congressional hearings and the Mueller investigation.

     The BVB Army has money allocated in its budget to incur petty legal matters (such as multiple BVB Army high-officers being arrested by the FBI for corruption and embezzlement crimes) but Robert Mueller's investigation has been costing several organizations such as the central command to be on standby, which costs several hundred-thousand dollars. After all, moving General Sixx's shit from country to country is a costly business, and when the shit isn't moving, it has to wait in landfills and shityards until the next business day for transport.

     Suing the government could in fact recuperate funds lost at the hands of Robert Mueller as well as legal fees from the congressional hearings.

     "We're exploring other options as well," General Jynxx said in a press conference shortly after the crisis meeting. "Taking the government to court is also a gamble, but the payoff would be huge and enough for us to see through to the end of the fiscal year."

    Keep in mind, this isn't the first time that the feds have tried to debogle the BVB Army mission. Last year, the government charged General Andy Sixx with bribery after he offered an Securities and Exchange Commission agent a hot log fresh from his asshole if LogStock was ever guaranteed an IPO in the New York Stock Exchange. The jury ultimately acquitted General Sixx and the Judge also concurred stating that "General Sixx's creamy logs were not US currency and therefore did not constitute a bribe." This will be the first time that the BVB Army strikes back.